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BUSINESS
WorldCom and Argentina In Talks To Create One Massive Disaster
Executives from WorldCom and financial leaders from Argentina are currently meeting to form one terrifying economic failure, the likes of which has never been seen before, according to reports received by postdocme.net.
If confirmed, the combined worth of the two financial fiascoes would be a staggering $171 billion in the red, with infinitely more debt expected to be tacked on in the coming quarters.
"The synergies are just too great to ignore," observed Wolfgang Schwindel, an analyst at Johnson Securities and Steak Emporium. "Both sides have proved their strengths in destroying corporate and national economies. Now that they are together⦠look out!"
The merged entity will report its finances in Romanian leu so that it will be able to add on four more zeros to its future net losses.
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