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WORLD NEWS
WorldCom and Argentina In Talks To Create One Massive Disaster
Executives from WorldCom and financial leaders from Argentina are currently meeting to form one terrifying economic failure, the likes of which has never been seen before. More...
Leaders Inadvertently Find Cure For Insomnia At G8 Summit
Kananaskis, Alberta (Chortler) - A major scientific breakthrough in the fight against insomnia was reported in the Canadian resort town of Kananaskis where leaders of the worldâs most developed nations are meeting this week. More...
Saddam Calls For Early Elections in 2040
Under intense international pressure to reform what is seen as an oppressive and dictatorial regime, Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein is set to call early elections in the spring of 2040. More...
Report: Bush Knew of Canada As Early As Last Summer
According to a report published in this morningâs Washington Post, President George W. Bush has been aware of the existence of Canada since last summer. More...
Skating Judges Give Win to Mugabe
After several days of deliberations, a team of Olympic skating judges has awarded Robert Mugabe with a commanding victory in the Zimbabwean elections held last week. More...
Canada Warned About Using Up Its News Quota
United States officials have warned their Canadian counterparts this week about using up their ration of American news coverage, particularly in the field of sentimental news. More...
Countries Deemed 'Axis of Obscurity'
In remarks guaranteed to incite a fierce debate among the fifteen people who actually take an interest in Sunday morning talk shows, administration officials have deemed Canada, New Zealand and Finland an "axis of obscurity." More...
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