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UPDATE
Notice To Our Loyal Customers
Dear Chortler Customers,
Because of vast shifts in international weather patterns over the past decade, we at the Chortler have decided to rename some of our quality products. For example, our âWinter Freshâ breath mints will now become âJuly Chill.'
Likewise, our âSpring Rainâ detergent will in future be known as âAutumn Fragrance, Followed By A Tornado And A Flood,' while our âSummer Heatâ muscle rub will be called âFebruary in Alaska.'
Reminder: Donât forget to ask your local Chortler Travel Agency about our "Labor Day Skiing Special" or our September rafting trip through the great cities of Europe.
We would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Joan Abbott of Minot, North Dakota, the winner of our "Fun in the Sun" sweepstakes contest. Mrs. Abbott and a guest will travel to the exotic beaches of Greenland this November for seven days of tropical adventure.
Sincerely,
Sancho Glickman
Sancho Glickman
President and Chief Coffee Maker
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