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ROYALS

Queen Wows Crowds By Walking And Waving
More than a million people packed into central London this week to watch Britainâs Queen Elizabeth walk and wave, sit and wave, listen to rock music and wave, then walk and wave once again.
The occasion marked the fiftieth anniversary of the Queenâs waving debut. The largest collection of aged rock and rollers ever assembled were also on hand to celebrate the occasion.
"What many people fail to realize is that this is a woman who, when called upon, can brush her teeth, comb her hair and tie her own shoelaces. We are talking about someone capable of completing a diverse set of responsibilities," said noted royal watcher, waving expert and denture wearer Dame Doris Dingleby.
"It is amazing but she still has the same waving form as she did fifty years ago. Incredible," added Dingleby.
Following an exhausting long weekend of waving, the Queen will rest before taking her waving tour on the road.
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