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POLITICS
Ventura Leaves Politics For Something Less Rough; Returns To Wrestling
Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura has declared that he will not be seeking a second term and would prefer instead to pursue a gentler form of employment. Therefore, he stated, he will be returning to professional wrestling.
Ventura said his experiences as a politician were much tougher than anything he had ever experienced during his previous manifestation as a wrestler.
"Just get me out of here, man. Itâs rough. I want to get back to wrestling where at least most of the hits are above the belt and arenât as vicious," announced Ventura.
Before making the decision to return to wrestling, Ventura had considered other less rigorous options such as opening a teahouse, training to be a hairstylist and designing bridal clothes.
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