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Tuesday, December 21, 2004 07:37:07 PM
TECH New And Improved Spam
In accordance with new anti-spam legislation, writers of unsolicited emails will now have to adhere to certain guidelines in an effort not to mislead the public. Here are a few examples of new and reformed spam:
Meet Babes Now
Thousands of beautiful single women are sitting at home right now just waiting to meet someone richer, slimmer and more handsome than you. So don't bother calling the number below. You haven't got a chance.
Nigerian Letter
Dear Sir, I wish to inform you about an urgent matter. My name is Mobuto Seke Sohuto. I am no relation to the former leader of Nigerian and I have no idea where he or any of his cronies keep their money. How would I know that anyway? I grew up in Minnesota. Have a nice day.
Penis Enlargement
Do you have a really, really, really small penis? I mean, would the words itty-bitty and teeny-weeny not even begin to describe its very smallness? Do you need a magnifying glass or better yet a microscope to see it? Well, I am sorry but we can't help you.
Winning Stock Picks
Learn the latest secrets from stock guru Mickey McGruder. Back in April he predicted that unknown pharmaceutical company IGO would double in value by the end of the year. Well, it didn't. As a matter of fact it tanked. The same with all the other stocks McGruder has picked so far.
In accordance with new anti-spam legislation, writers of unsolicited emails will now have to adhere to certain guidelines in an effort not to mislead the public. Here are a few examples of new and reformed spam:
