- make it mandatory for people to upgrade to the latest version of my software for no reason.
- declare war on France
- write out the short list of Democratic candidates for 2004.
- get that good-for-nothing son of mine into Yale so,
if he can't be a doctor or lawyer, he can at least be
a politician. And one day he might even be governor
of some state and maybe even president... Nah.
- buy that damn oil company.
- decrease amount of fries they serve with Happy Meals.
- have lawyers contact SEC to see if they can't do anything to ease all those silly rules they have regarding insider trading.
- lay a few thousand people off just for the heck of it.
- place three Madonna songs in the Top 40. No, make that four.