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Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

December 29, 2006

While they will always share the number one spot in our hearts, we must reluctantly confront the reality at times that not everyone shares our belief system. And we must show tolerance for others, no matter how different or shocking their creed. For example, the users of the entertainment search engine Celebrities Worldwide placed Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in 47 and 59th place, respectively, in terms of being the most popular global star.

Miraculously, while meeting the poor and destitute in Costa Rice this week, Brangelina managed to spend a mere $100,000 on themselves. "During the Joli-Pitt family's stay, not only was their bungalow heavily guarded, but they also had delicious food, a private pool and a spa at their disposal," ANI reports.

And, as we close out 2006, it appears BP and AJ will be bringing in the new year in Costa Rica. According to The Associated Press, "Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can't seem to get enough of this Central American country."


December 28, 2006

Jennifer Aniston is anything but forgotten in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie land. "Brad Pitt celebrated his 43rd birthday at ex-wife JENNIFER ANISTON's favourite West Hollywood restaurant where the two spent many nights together while they were married," this report informs us.

Although there is celebrating to be done at this time of year, the work must continue on for the world's greatest couple. Namely, "BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are stepping up efforts to aid people in need in their son's home country of Cambodia," writes contactmusic.com.

And heaven forbid that we should go a week without further reports that a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding is just around the corner.


December 27, 2006

Feliz Navidad to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The number one celebrity pair has been spending part of its holiday in beautiful Costa Rica. Brangelina dashed off to the Central American country to meet up with refugees from conflict-plagued Colombia. "The paparazzi magnets wanted a low-profile visit with no news media, so reporters were notified only after they had left the country," Australia's Herald Sun reports.

"Access Hollywood" brings long-serving Angelina Jolie enthusiasts another bit of good cheer this holiday season. She has been named top female newsmaker of the year with a whopping 79 stories about her.

And lastly, yet another piece of good news. Angelina says her mom will win her battle against cancer. "She's doing good. She's very strong and her spirit remains unbroken," Angie told Larry King.


December 22, 2006

Christmas may still be three days away, but we already know how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's stockings are going to be stuffed. TMZ.com reports: "The Jolie-Pitts are sure to have a clean Christmas this year, as Angie picked up two dozen sets of baby animal-shaped goat milk soaps from eZoetic.com. Each $14 set includes soaps in the shape of a dog, lion, fish and frog, and were developed especially for sensitive skin."

Meanwhile, Angelina's new film "The Good Shepherd" has not met with universal approval. One reviewer calls the movie "an exercise in tedium."

And in a bit holiday praise for her partner Brad, Angelina says that he has taught her to be sensible. "(He) has taught her to slow down and plan her life and adventures more carefully," we learn from Hello magazine.


December 21, 2006

Angelina Jolie almost missed out on Brad Pitt. Can you believe it? We never would have if we hadn't read it on the Internet. ""I didn`t think it was something I should (do). I didn`t know what I was looking for, but it wasn't something that obviously spoke to me," The Bosh quotes Tittletattle as quoting Angelina.

Togehter Brad and Angle comprise the most popular Hollywood couple over at IMDb.com. The couple finished fourth and second respectively. Johnny Depp once again emerged victorious.

And the 24/7 Brangelina coverage does have its adverse side effects. Namely, Jennifer Aniston has been an unfortunate victim in all this. "Getting dumped is bad enough. But imagine being incessantly bombarded with pictures of your ex and his impossibly gorgeous, confident and successful new babe," The Examiner writes.


December 20, 2006

Wives around the world will be sleeping just a little bit easier tonight with the knowledge that Angelina Jolie would never steal a husband. Calling it "one of the worst things you could do," Angie says she hated her character in her most recent film "The Good Shepherd" because she "seduces a married man, played by Matt Damon."

We hate to drop this bombshell on our loyal reader(s) so shortly before Christmas, but there is word out today that the future Ms Brad Pitt -- assuming everyone will be able to marry one day -- is considering throwing in her thespian towel. She told the world's greatest interviewer, Larry King, that she might abandon acting, during a chat with the septuagenarian sultan of schmoozing.

And we end today with a question (found here): A newspaper described Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as having a “tawdry” affair. Why are affairs always described as “tawdry”?


December 19, 2006

And heretofore we thought it was the liberals who wanted to undo all that was good in the world. But no, conservatives also wish to destroy one of the foundations which have made America the great nation it is today -- 24/7 celebrity gossip. Yes, people here he is, the man who never wants to hear the five words so precious to our hearts - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. We hope he gets a one-year subscription to US Weekly in his stocking.

With only six days to go before the big day, Brad and Angie are putting the finishing touches on what promises to be a huge celebration. They are going to enjoy three different sorts of Christmas festivities to include their adopted children's native traditions.

And lastly Angie says she knew Madonna would run into problems with her Malawi adoption application. "Madonna knows very well that she adopted from a country without legal adoption, so it was an unusual situation," she is quoted as saying.


December 18, 2006

Matt Damon says he found his sex scene with Angelina Jolie "weird". That adjective is one way we might describe our fantasies about the future Mrs Pitt, but presumably not in the way Matt means it. The Sun has more details on Matt and Angelina's cinematic sex scene in "The Good Shepherd".

And yes, the future Mrs Pitt is not a typo, unlike the numerous other typos you might find on this site. Wedding rumors have once again resurfaced, as this report from DailyIndia.com fills us in.

Move over Jay Leno and David Letterman, you're not the funniest person in the world in Angelina's opinion. That title belongs to none other than her daughter Zahara. "Zahara is possibly the funniest person I've ever met in my life !­ She's definitely the biggest personality in the house, Angie was quoted as saying here.


December 14, 2006

Thank you, Ms Jolie, may I have another. According to a report out today, Angelina is a stickler for strictness. "I am the disciplinarian. Brad can be, but if Z doesn't get the bottle from me, she'll very quickly run to Daddy," Angie told People.

And People has just gone ahead and awarded Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their brood the title of Family of the Year. Not that we had known that such an accolade ever existed.

And finally in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon says he is inspired more by Angie the person than Angie the super ultra babe. ""She's just absolutely beautiful, but she's a terrific actress and that kind of overpowers her beauty, believe it or not, when you're right next to her," Matt tells Contact Music.


December 13, 2006

Attention Jennifer Aniston: Angelina Jolie would like to have a word with you. "We passed each other and said 'Hi' briefly and shook hands, but not a real sit-down-and-talk kind of meeting. That would be her decision, and I would welcome it," NBC quotes Angie as describing her one encounter with Jen.

And while this is going on, it turns out that Ms Aniston is trying to reach out to Brad Pitt. “She’s calling him and saying, ‘I just need to talk to you. I’m not doing OK,'" an insider has told US Weekly, as reported by The National Ledger.

And finally in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, we've heard from Angelina about how she fell for Brad. But how come we haven't heard from Maddox? Until now that is.


December 12, 2006

After a couple of very slow weeks -- in Brangelina terms, that is -- things have finally begun to pick up in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie news. For, Angelina has spilled the beans on her romance with Mr P. According to the Associated Press (which details her interview with Vogue), Angelina says "she wasn‘t looking for a relationship when she began working with Brad Pitt on Mr. & Mrs. Smith, adding that the couple 'remained very, very good friends' after shooting the movie."

As the loyal reader(s) of this column don't need to be told just how fascinating Brad and Angelina are. But there are some who still need convincing. That's why we have Barbara Walters. "There was no couple more fascinating this year than the Jolie-Pitts," she says.

And rounding up a busy Brangelina day is news of their attendance at the premiere of Angelina's new film The Good Shepherd in New York last night at the Ziegfeld Theater. The film was directed by cinematic legend Robert DiNiro.


December 8, 2006

According to several reports today, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going to get married very soon. And no, not at George Clooney's Italian villa. Rather, the couple are planning a quiet wedding in South Africa. "In direct contrast to recent A-list newlyweds Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the pair will have a more modest ceremony, with a handful of famous guests, such as Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney, Daniel Craig, Madonna and Guy Ritchie," Metro writes.

South Africa is quite a ways away from Pittburgh, where Brangelina are presently caused a big splash. "The workers at Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater got quite a surprise Thursday afternoon when Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie showed up for a tour of the estate," WTAE TV posts on their website.


December 7, 2006

A Mighty Heart, the film recently shot while Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were in India, will have its premiere at the Karachi Film Festival, according to India eNews. The film is based on the life of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.

Brangelina, meanwhile, are said to be in New Orleans where "the whole Pitt-Jolie clan are impressing locals with their kindness and compassion."

And lastly speculation continues to pour in on Brad's most recent ex Jennifer Aniston, who has just split up with Vince Vaughn and who at 37 has expressed her desire to one day have kids.


December 6, 2006

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie starting a trend or following one? That is the question the Vietnamese press is raising. They choose the latter when it comes to Americans going to the country on holiday.

Meanwhile, the really big Brangelina story of the day doesn't completely concern them. It involves Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn. Vauniston, as they were known to some, have split up and gone their separate ways. In fact, according to some reports, Vince decide to pull a Kevin Federline by hanging out with exotic dancers in Budapest.

Apparently, Brad and Angelina are watching all this news from the Big Easy while he films "The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons".


December 5, 2006

While Brangelina news has been becoming increasing scarce in recent days, one of Mr Pitt's exes did manage to make some headlines. Gwyneth Paltrow is alleged to have told a Portuguese newspaper that the British are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans. However, Gwyneth has told People magazine that this is not the case at all, and that she is in fact quite proud to be an American.

Meanwhile, we have found out from a report by UPI that George Clooney, the poor man who just lost his pet pig, could not be prouder of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. "They have a very smart theory, which is, if the cameras are going to follow them, they're going to go where the cameras can do some good," Clooney said.


December 4, 2006

Well, sometimes the best have to settle for second place -- or at least when it comes to their offspring. According to The New York Daily News, "Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri, received the most hits of any celebrity baby. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, was the runnerup."

Yet finishing second in online searches was a better result for Mr Pitt -- coming in behind Simon Cowell, of all people, in The Sun's poll of who women think about while they are making love with their partners. Brad came in fifth, behind David Beckham as well. Angelina Jolie did slightly better, placing fourth among the women that men think about.


December 1, 2006

In addition to their adoration of their adopted offspring, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are also aficionados of the arts. In particular, they have a fondness for the works of Bansky, who has just produced a rather controversial piece on Michael Jackson. "The piece by Banksy features the King Of Pop standing in the doorway of a cottage trying to coax a young boy and girl into his house with sweets," reports All Headline News.

And from Namibia we are informed today that Brangelina Africa hideaway has been sold. "The Burning Shore lodge at Langstrand - which tasted overnight fame earlier this year when Hollywood celebrities Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt chose it as their nesting place for the birth of their first child - was sold to the United Africa Group (UAG) this week," The Namibian writes.

Lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, we have praise for the compassion demonstrated by Hollywood's greatest couple.


November 30, 2006

after being chosen The Sexiest Man Alive. "I worked hard for that one. But I felt bad for Matt Damon, because he really wanted it. He campaigned hard for it, but he came up short. And poor Brad. He ran such a good campaign, but he got some bad advice along the way," The Post Chronicle quotes Clooney from his appearance this week with David Letterman.

We also learned today from MTV.com that the online gaming site Bodog.com is taking bets as to whether Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will adopt next year. And, if they do, which country the baby will come from.

And, though we are going through a rather slow Brangelina news day, The New Straits Times chronicles what led to the entity we know today as Brangelina.


November 29, 2006

The celebrity battle to stake out small, impoverished countries as their own has now hit the intellectual media. The New Republic mentions Brad and Angelina's claims to Namibia and Cambodia in a piece about Madonna's Malawi: "Brangelina have Namibia--though Angelina Jolie also has Cambodia, so she's apparently a bad sharer. Alyssa Milano has Angola. Matt Damon has Zambia, though Naomi Watts is muscling in there, too. Now, Madonna has Malawi."

The financial press also finds Brangelina worthy of discussion in an article about the cashback loan. In the process The Motley Fool a person theorizing about that difficult period when Brad left Jennifer Aniston.

Alright, alright, we have to admit it's been an incredibly slow Brangelina here in America. But in the Philippines they're discussing the seven-year itch among celebrities and applying it to the aforementioned painful episode that played out in early 2005 with Bradifer.


November 28, 2006

Watching Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie travel around the world can sure tire a person out -- especially those of us who never leave the basement of our mother's house. India, Cambodia, Vietnam ... Now, according to South Africa's News24 they are considering a return to Namibia before Shiloh turns one. "Leon Jooste, Namibian deputy minister of environment and tourism, confirmed that the couple contacted him from India to inform him that they would be returning to the peace and quiet of Namibia," they say.

Today we learn that the couple are keen to do everything to keep their romance alive. Among the amorous things Brad does, according to The National Ledger, is have a talk with Angelina before he turns in every in the evening.

And for those who have not cloyed their appetite for information as to how Brangelina spent Thanksgiving, E! Online has all the details.


November 27, 2006

Hotel staff in Hanoi had something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving weekend, even if it wasn't their holiday. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are, according to Zee News, very good tippers: "A source revealed that the star couple, who were staying at the Park Hyatt hotel during their stay in the tiny country, were insisting that staff not give them the special treatment, and also left generous tips whenever they dined at the hotel’s restaurant."

Lesbianism and Angelina Jolie are being used in the same sentence again. Ms Jolie has no problems with doing a love scene with another women -- which will no doubt bring a smile to men everywhere. The South Asian Women's Forum had this to say about the subject: "While most people may be uneasy about onscreen sex scenes, especially a lesbian romp, Hollywood beauty Angelina Jolie is so comfortable with it that she puts her co-stars too at ease."

And, though they have now left Vietnam, CNN tells us that Brangelina did manage to make it to an orphange during their trip: "Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doled out candies and toys during a surprise visit to an orphanage in southern Vietnam, a state-run newspaper said on Saturday."


November 23, 2006

Whoa! Who saw this one coming? Brad Pitt and Angelina have left India and have made a surprise trip to Vietnam. This is such a big item that even CNN is posting it: "Photos of the couples on a gray scooter appeared on the front pages of state-run newspapers on Friday, puzzling some Vietnamese who had never heard of them before," the piece read on their site today.

While in Vietnam, instead of opting for a Thanksgiving feast, Brangelina chose to see the Vietnamese capital Hanoi on a motorbike. "Pitt was spotted driving the motorbike through the city center with Jolie perched on the seat behind him Thursday in a country where just about everyone travels on the two-wheeled machines," according to witnesses.

Prior to their arrival in Vietnam, Brad and Angelina made a stop in Camboda, where, among other things, they visited a museum dedicated to honoring the memory of those killed by the Khmer Rouge.


November 20, 2006

At last it has been revealed how Angelina Jolie managed to wrest Brad Pitt from the claws of Jennifer Aniston: voodoo. The Hindustan Times writes that: "according to a leading voodoo expert, Doctor Snake, Jolie has allegedly put a magical spell on Pitt to forbid him from rekindling his relationship with the former Friends beauty."

Brad has been busy over the weekend defending the actions of Angelina's bodyguards. As ITN reports, the guards are accused of insulting parents and children at an Indian school in an effort to keep the paparazzi away while filming was in progress.

The couple had other things to do this weekend as well, like attending the wedding of the second most important couple in the world in Italy. Yes, Brad and Angelina shared the wonderful occasion with numerous other celebrities to see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tie the knot.


November 16, 2006

Nobody could possibly claim that Angelina Jolie is the sort of woman who is averse to confronting challenges. After all, this is the woman who so shortly after giving birth hopped on a crowded Mumbai train. Now the actress has told The Associated Press that her current role in "A Might Heart" has been a major challenge as a whole: "Playing Mariane Pearl 'was certainly challenging for me, as I have to make the world understand this woman and her family,' the Hollywood actress said."

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt's partner was apparently stuck in a school after a row between her bodyguards and some locals. "US star Angelina Jolie was Thursday stranded at an Islamic school in Mumbai where she was shooting a movie, when angry parents accused her bodyguards of shoving their children around," AFP reports.

And finally, The Times of India tells us that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to quash reports they are planning to adopt while in India. She also explained why they couple have not been too readily available to members of the local media. ""We have been avoiding the press since we landed in India, but the only reason was that we had a lot of work to do," she said.


November 15, 2006

The long-anticipated wedding between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has been cancelled. Okay, their wax wedding. According to People and the Associated Press, "Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas has scuttled a plan to mount an exhibit depicting a Pitt-Jolie wedding after a rep for Pitt protested."

Adoption is a subject that has obviously been closely linked to Brangelina, who Bang Media International reports: "revisited an adoption center in India at the weekend, sparking rumors they are planning to adopt again."

And Madonna has quickly vanquished the slim hope of peace in the world of celebrities by criticizing Mr Pitt and Ms Jolie. "As well as criticising Brad and Angelina’s work with orphanages, Madonna – who has sparked controversy after adopting a Malawian baby called David - also trivialised Angelina’s role as a UN Goodwill Ambassador," this virtual source tells us.


November 13, 2006

Who says stars don't risks? Today Angelina Jolie did something incredibly brave: she hopped on a train. As we all know, Angelina is about to star in a film about the life of Daniel Pearl with co-star Dan Futterman. "In Mumbai on Monday, Jolie sporting a pale blue T-shirt and khaki trousers stood in a queue to purchase a ticket. Then Jolie and Futterman, also casually dressed wearing jeans and a white shirt, boarded a train," The Associated Press writes.

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt and his current love showed the world how to be model parents, according to The Sun. "The superstar pair were the image of perfect parenting as they walked down the Indian streets with their kids in their arms and on their shoulders," it reports.

And finally in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie we have discovered that Bollywood has gone Brangelina. "(T)he locals, who regularly rub shoulders with high-profile film stars on their streets, poured out in their tens of thousands to welcome the celebrity couple and their children Maddox and Zahara," The Austalian says.


November 8, 2006

Mid-term elections and the divorce of Britney Spears from the great Kevin Federline are not enough to overshadow Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie news. The couple has postponed adopting an Indian baby because of the controversy surrounding Madonna's plan to take home a boy from Malawi. "A source told Britain's New magazine: 'No one wants to be dragged through the heartache that Madonna has. It's a real shame. Angelina was so saddened. When people start questioning the legality of adoption, of whether you'll be able to keep the child, it gets into a territory that's just heartbreaking.'"

Meanwhile, in two months time, Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn "will fight it out at next January's (07) 33rd People's Choice Awards in Hollywood after being named Best Leading Man nominees."

And finally in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie we find out just how important Brangelina news has become. It has made The New York Times of all places. The Times writes about the role of the paparazzi in modern media. "The question is whether we really want to learn more about the people on the other side of the telephoto lens," the paper says.


November 6, 2006

We begin this week's Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie news with a note of gratitude expressed by Angelina for the experience she has had this past month in India. Making one of her few ventures in public since she began filming in the country, Angie met with some key figures in the Indian government over the weekend. "India should be commended for all that is done and I am grateful to the Indian people,: she said.

But Brad, on the other hand, was spending his weekend in Los Angeles. "the proud papa flew back to the U.S. to join co-star CATE BLANCHETT on the red carpet for the premiere of his new drama, 'Babel," according to this report.

And, as you might expect, keeping up with Brangelina has proved mighty tiring for some of the poor paparazzi. "Even though one Angelina Jolie pic might fetch him thousands of dollars, it seems the experience of being manhandled by the actress' bodyguard has left British photographer Sam Relph sick of her." Zee News writes.


November 5, 2006

Talk of a possible terror threat against Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has continued unabated throughout the weekend, leading Brangelina broadcasts as far away as New Zealand. According to reports, "sources in New Delhi said that Indian intelligence officers decided to tighten security for the couple, acting on tips from local anti-terror agents and Pakistani officials that the stars could be a target of an al-Qaeda terror attack."

Meanwhile, the terrorists can do all the talking they want, that is not going to deter Angelina Jolie from carrying out the business of the day. For example, today Angelina "met Indian junior foreign minister Anand Sharma on Sunday and discussed the problems of refugees and how Indian freedom hero Mahatma Gandhi was still relevant to conflicts around the world."


November 3, 2006

The dozens upon dozens of reporters who work to bring constant Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie updates are strained to the limit. What a 24 hours it has been! We begin today with further news that Brangelina has been considered a potential target of terrorist action. And what more proof do we need as to the seriousness of this threat than the reportage it has received in the most respected, most venerable news source in the world: Rupert Murdoch's Sun. "ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT are at the centre of a huge security operation after receiving death threats from al-Qaeda," the paper reports.

But today's news about Hollywood's golden couple does not stop there. According to this story, the Brangelina brood may grow at an unfathomable rate. "The couple have allegedly agreed to adopt an underprivileged child for every biological child they have," the story proclaims.

And lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, something is afoot. For why else would Brad Pitt be fleeing Pune, India where he has been camped out the past few weeks?


November 2, 2006

Who cares about the imminent dangers of global warming or the threat posed by North Korea when the big story that continues to dominate the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie world is whether the feminine side of Brangelina is pregnant. More reports are coming in today from sources we certainly trust that claim Angelina is pregnant. Or then again, maybe she isn't.

But what a time for this otherwise wondrous news to occur. It now appears that both sides in the Cambodian charity dispute are planning to take legal action. The Phnom Penh agency that Angelina accused of stealing is demanding she apologize.

And lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Brad is still stinging from being photographed in Vanity Fair wearing nothing but his boxing shorts.


November 1, 2006

Jennifer Aniston, the former Mrs Brad Pitt, has been described as feeling "downtrodden" in articles making news in the Brangelina world today. According to a story by BANG Media International about an interview with the UK's OK! magazine, "The actress, who played browbeaten characters in 'The Good Girl' and 'Friends With Money', believes she landed the roles because she can empathise with those emotions."

An update to yesterday's story about Angelina's spat with a Cambodian aid agency: she has now placed her own group in charge of the project.

And it seems like ages since we have had any really juicy Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gossip, but finally it is here: Brad is furious at a Vanity Fair photographer and Angelina may be pregnant again.


October 31, 2006

Two big Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stories have come our way this Halloween. According to the Associated Press, Angelina might sue a former ally of hers in Cambodia. "We are considering filing a lawsuit to recover the hundreds of thousands of dollars that is missing and which he was responsible for," said Trevor Neilson, one of Ms. Jolie's advisors.

Elsewhere, Brad Pitt has teamed up with former American president Jimmy Carter to help with a humanitarian project in India. "The Babel star arrived in Lonavla yesterday. Pitt joined Carter and other volunteers. The group is building a new home for Aziz and Sadhiya Sheikh," writes Divine.


October 30, 2006

As we all know by now, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the world's second most important couple, are going to get married next month in Italy -- thereby beating out Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in the race to tie the knot. Just to show there are no hard feelings, Brangelina will be in attendance at the Tomket nuptials, as will George Clooney who was originally rumored to be have been the would-be host of a possible wedding of Brad and Angie at this Italian villa.

The E! television crew whiich we mentioned last week is still one of the major Brangelina news items starting out this week. The camera team hopped onto Brad's territory last week while he and the family were awa in India.

And lastly today we feel obligated to mention the horrifying news that al-Qaeda is contemplating Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as a possible terrorist target. "British security experts reportedly rushed to Pune, India, earlier this week, after being alerted by neighbouring Pakistan that the Hollywood couple may be a target because of the film's political nature," writes Monday's Metro.


October 27, 2006

Everyone is babbling about Babel, the new motion picture vehicle to maintain Brad Pitt's status as one of the world's top box office draws. Brad stars along with Cate Blanchett in this thriller about the struggle to survive in the remote sands of the Moroccan desert.

Brad apparently found an interesting way of amusing his fellow thespians on the set. According to ABC, he would pull down his pants to give himself a wedgie, sticking out his rear and waddling about like a duck. "Throughout the movie, I'd walk around like this," he says.

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie is raising the stakes in the adoption battle with Madonna. A report out today says she "plans to adopt an Indian baby to add to her growing international brood." This will no give her a commanding but not insurmountable lead against the aging pop star.


October 26, 2006

Oh no! Say it isn't so Brangelina. According to reports, Hollywood's golden couple is in big trouble. A chopper carrying Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to a posh hotel in Jodhpur, India was flying over the area without permission from the property authorities.

Look out Beltway. Brad has told French magazine Cine Tele Revue that the couple is thinking about buying a home in the nation's capital. "LA is not really a place to raise kids. We might move to DC, but nothing is settled," Brad says.

And we might finally have the reason Angelina has been fainting so often of late. One report wonders whether it could be because she is pregnant again. "The fact is that the “Tomb Raider “star fainted three times on the set of her new movie in less then three weeks," says Spotlighting News.


October 25, 2006

Police sources have told TMZ.com that an E! camera crew "is currently under investigation, and the entertainment network has provided cops with what could be Exhibit A in a criminal prosecution." The crew entered Brad Pitt's compound in the Hollywood Hills on October 19. E! Entertainment has been working with the police and even sent them a DVD of what their crew had filmed.

Also on TMZ today is word from Madonna who, in addition to chiding the press for their reporting of her adoption battle, says that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie played absolutely no role in her decision to bring back an African boy. It is just some huge misunderstanding or coincidence...

Lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is further speculation as to what might be ailing Angelina. Ms Jolie has fainted several times, according to some reports, since she and Mr Pitt arrived in India earlier in the month.

October 24, 2006

Dare we say that events for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie during their stay in India were beginning to appear routine. Well, routine for multimillionaires. Yesterday, the couple went on a shopping spree for jewellry in the historic town of Jodhpur. "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, along with their son, visited our showroom and purchased traditional Kundan and Minakari jewellery from us," said D.R. Singhvi, the owner of Gems & Art Plaza, a Jodhpur-based jewellery showroom.

Do you want to work for Brangelina? Do you consider yourself smart? Well, Brad and Angelina might consider you as one of their potential employees. The Associated Press writes that -- in light of the recent problems with Brangelinian bodyguards -- thuggish bodyguards who rely on football-player physiques and tough-guy attitudes might cause more problems than they solve.

And while they'll always be number one to us, Mr Pitt and Ms Jolie came in second in a recent contest to name the "Scariest Halloween Couple Costume" of the year behind Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.


October 20, 2006

Someone else besides Madonna is following the beautiful footsteps of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie we have learned today through Reuters. Wesley Snipes is in Namibia today not to adopt a child but to film "Gallowwalker" which is to be shot in part in that country's desert. Snipes is facing an indictment in Tampa for $12 million in illegal tax refunds. If convicted he could face 16 years in jail. Namibia does not have an extradition treaty with the US.

National Ledger is reporting that Life & Style will report that Angelina collapsed on the set recently while filming "A Mighty Heart". L & S is claiming that this is the third time the female half of Brangelina has fainted since filming in India began.

Otherwise it has been an amazingly quiet day in Brangelina news.


October 19, 2006

Angelina Jolie is covering up her assets, according to the South African website Tonight. "The Tomb Raider actress - who has two adopted children, Maddox, 5, and 19-month-old Zahara, and a biological daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, with partner Brad Pitt - apparently does not want to embarrass her children with any racy film scenes," the site says.

Mike Straka at Fox News wonders today whether Brad Pitt might have had a "foot in mouth" moment when he asserted that he would not marry Angelina until everyone in America was free to wed. "I wonder if he cringes when he remembers that pictorial he did with Jolie depicting a 1960s suburban family to promote "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," which hit magazine stands while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston," he adds.

And, lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Defamer is keeping score in the Brangelina versus Madonna African adoption game. It looks like the pop star is about to tie the match up at 2-2.


October 18, 2006

Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie took time off their busy filming and touring schedule in India to provide a little advice to Madonna who has been criticized left and right for adopting an African child from the country of Malawi. "Brad and Angelina know all about the adoption and have been helping Madonna and Guy in every way they can. They know how important it is to them and how difficult the process can be," a friend of the pop singer said. Brad and Guy have been friends since they worked together on the film Snatch in 2000.

What was Brad doing in Jaipur? asks The Daily News & Analysis of India. Word has it that Brad might be making a commercial in The Pink City which is to be directed by Tarsem Singh, the man who brought us "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.

And, lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who is that womanwhose name we see close to that of Brad Pitt's? Why it is none other than Gwyneth Paltrow with Brad Pitt. Gwyneth and Brad will be reuniting on screen for upcoming film about Richard Nixon entitled Dirty Tricks.


October 17, 2006

It looks like Tom Cruise has taken a page out of the Brangelina book. The Mission Impossible star is rumored to be considering exactly what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were thinking of doing: getting married at George Clooney's Italian villa. "It is believed Katie Holmes, 27, and Tom, 44, opted for an Italian wedding because it was in Rome where they confirmed their relationship with a very public kiss," this article states.

While the Cruise-Clooney collaboration is going on, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to go to Goa, the Indian resort that has attracted the rich, the famous and the curious for ages.

And, lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, comes word that Brad Pitt is expanding on his many talents. Yes, now Brad is learning to play the mandolin. Why? Because he wants to immerse himself in current role -- that of slain reporter Daniel Pear -- in every way he possibly can.


October 16, 2006

The battle between the security team for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and the paparazzi desperate for the latest news about the Hollywood pair has begun to resemble a Miami Hurricanes and Florida International University. Yet another altercation has transpired. This time a photographer for the Associated Press says that guards protecting the set near Pune, India where the couple are filming punched him in the face and place a gun to his head. Gautam Singh, who had gained legitimate entry into the area, claimed that the guards said he would be shot if he did not leave. Neither Brad or Angelina were there at the time.

In other Brangelina tidbits, Brad says that Americans need to "wise up" about Africa. He believes that his compatriots have an overly romanticized notion of the continent. Americans have been pampered by having everything they need at their disposal, Mr P proclaims.

What is that old saying that guests and fish start to smell after three days? It would appear, if reports are to be believed, that some in India have had enough of the Pitt-Jolie experience. "India first was charmed, but now Pune residents are growing a bit weary of the American super couple known as 'Brangelina', reads one report.


October 13, 2006

Movie moguls are trying to line up Brad Pitt to play the lead role in the film version of the hit BBC TV drama "State of Play". Brad will be slated for the part of journalist Cal McCaffrey. The BBC success was about a team of journalists who are investigating the mysterious death of a political researcher. Brad and Angelina Jolie are currently in India making a film about another journalist, slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.

How would Biblical voices sound? Cathleen Falsani, religion writer for The Chicago Sun-Times, believes Brad Pitt and Sandra Bullock would pass for Adam and Eve. Angelina Jolie, however would be Mary to Matthew McConaughey's Joseph.

And in vicariously related Brangelina news, the former Ms Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, has denied reports that she is breaking up with Vince Vaughn, according to People magazine. The two starred of course in the summer movie "The Break-Up".


October 12, 2006

Yesterday was not a good day to be a teen biker in India. The Indian Express is reporting on an ugly turn in the race to capture Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on camera. A teenage cyclist riding down a busy road in the city of Pune, where the superstars are currently filming, was the unfortunate victim as the Brangelina convoy attempted to dodge an army of paparazzi in hot pursuit. Though not serious hurt, the bike rider filed charges against the driver of the vehicle with local police.

The Hindu is reporting that as a result of yesterday's incident a large posse of policemen has been stationed outside the five star hotel where she and Brad Pitt are staying. Until now, "security for the Hollywood couple was being provided by private bodyguards and security personnel hired from a local company."

And Madonna has finally followed in the footsteps of Brad and Angelina. There had been much press speculation that the queen of pop was planning to adopt an African child and now that news has been confirmed, according to the Associated Press which reports: "Madonna and her husband took custody of a motherless 1-year-old boy from Malawi on Thursday."

October 11, 2006

This week has become one of almost unparalleled Pitt and Jolie newsmaking. Yesterday we had Brad and Angelina making hitting the headlines for all the wrong reasons following a kerfuffle with a member of the press corps. Today we have Brangelina turning news about them back in a positive direction with the announcement that they are donating $100,000 to the Daniel Pearl Foundation, on the what would have been the slain reporter's 43rd birthday.

Sadly, this is not enough to impress Donald Trump. The real estate tycoon is "turned off" by Angelina who he does not even find attractive. "I'm not a fan of hers as you probably noticed. I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing," says The Donald. Well, at least Donald Trump finds Donald Trump attractive.

And if that were not enough of a blow for Angelina it turns out she has sparked a race row as well for playing Marianne Pearl instead of giving the role to a black actress. Nevertheless, Marianne herself is not upset. "I'm delighted Angelina Jolie will be playing my role. I deeply admire her work," she said.


October 10, 2006

The paparazzo who was roughed up on Sunday by a member of Brangelina's security is considering legal action. The melee transpired as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were set to go out on a family rickshaw ride with their five-year-old son. An unnamed member of the entourage of bodyguards grabbed British photographer Sam Relph. The incident was filmed by India's CNN-IBN news channel. "He said if I took his pictures he would kill me. I couldn't breathe. He had his fingers on my windpipe and he knew what he was doing," Relph was quoted as saying in the Hindustan Times.

Meanwhile, the Bogie and Bacall of our era went out of their way to thank their Indian hosts yesterday for the reception they have received since they arrived in city of Pune to start working on their new film. ""We deeply appreciate the warm welcome we have received from the people of Pune," Angelina told People magazine.

And the Mumbai Mirror is reporting today about Angelina's penchant for filming love scenes with other women. Why does Angelina have a thing for lesbian shoots? Because she can talk about shopping with another woman. "I love doing them because between takes you talk about the sales. One minute you're in a passionate clinch with the woman, and then the next you're discussing what outfits to wear for your night out," said the female half of Brangelina.


October 9, 2006

While those of us who make our "livings" following the day-to-day events of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may take the occasional weekend off, as we know Brangelina news-making never stops. And what a weekend it has been in India. First off Ms Jolie led weekend entertainment news with the announcement that she is deeply saddened the couple is not shooting their latest film in Pakistan. "I am disappointed that we could not shoot the film in Pakistan, a country that I love and have visited three times," she said. A Mighty Heart, the story of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl is being made in Pune, India.

A drama transpired yesterday as the couple were taking five-year-old son Maddox on a rickshaw ride. Cameramen, photographers and reporters scurried after the Pitt-Jolies. Traffic was slowed during the 20-minute ride and security guards followed the Brangelina entourage on every turn of the pedal.

And, finally, a funny fun thing happened on the way to the aforementioned rickshaw ride. Well, not so funny for the photographer who was manhanded by a beefy Brangelinian bodyguard. The entire incident was caught on film by an Indian television station.


October 6, 2006

The Brangelina has officially landed. After days of speculation that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were in the Indian city of Pune, confirmation has come today from The Times of India. The couple arrived Thursday afternoon at 2:40 local time. "Both Jolie and Pitt were wearing white-coloured full sleeve T-shirts and trousers and exchanged greetings with the airport staff, before boarding a white Mercedes van," reports The Times.

In other Jolie-Pitt news, Brad fears that he has ruined the entire country of Namibia. Brad frets that the African state is no longer the calm, peaceful place it once was following the attention Camp Brangelina brought to it earlier in the year.

And lastly in today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, we are shocked, shocked we tell you, that a story we reported on earlier might not be true. Indeed, a representative for the couple has said there is no veracity to the claim that soccer star David Beckham will be personal tutor to the couple's son Maddox.


October 5, 2006

The Pitts and the Jolies are expanding. Some reports are forecasting that Brad and Angelina will add an additional three adopted children to their family next year. Why are they doing this? To form a soccer team. Or, so says Brad Pitt: "I'm not joking around. I have three kids now and by next year, I'll have six. Nine. We're looking at a soccer team. I want to compete in the World Cup."

Elsewhere, intelligence agencies are following Hollywood's number-one couple around during their stay in India. Fears that Pune, the city where Brad and Ms Jolie are currently making a film, might be a terror target have placed the country's police on high alert.

And we end today's Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with a very good bit of news indeed: Brad's life has been put in perspective now that he has past 40 and had kids.


October 4, 2006

A female singer named Madonna has followed the example set by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The 48-year-old pop star wants to bring more attention to Africa. A commendable cause. Madonna arrived yesterday in the country of Malawi to help orphans infected by AIDS, and there are reports that she may leave home with an adopted child.

Meanwhile, Mr Demi Moore, Aston Kutcher, claims he would love to have a body like Brad's. "I went and saw 'Troy', I was with my wife and with a friend, and every time Brad came on he was like naked or whatever, they were like, 'Ohh', and I'm like, 'I'm right here, I'm sitting right next to you.'" he tells TMZ.com.

Finally, the secrets of celebrity relationships like that enjoyed by Brangelina, Vince and Jen, and Paris and Paris have been revealed in a new book.


October 3, 2006

Donald Trump has finally weighed in on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. What took him so bloody long? The Donald admires Brad's cunning for postponing his marriage until everyone in America can wed freely. The Apprentice guru says, "It makes him look really concerned about the plight of other people. Yet at the same time, he doesn't have to get married. This guy is smarter than I thought."

He might not be playing for England any more and there may be some questions regarding his future with Real Madrid, nevertheless David Beckham won't be looking for work any time soon. Brad and Angelina have asked the Spice Boy to be Maddox's personal soccer coach.

Finally, Brangelina fever continues unabated in India as the Mr and Mrs Smith stars finish the second day of their stay in the city of Pune. Brad and Angelina, as well as few Bollywood stars, are filming a movie about Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.


October 2, 2006

Forget about a cricket rivalry with Pakistan, it's Brangelina fever that is gripping India today. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie arrived in the city of Pune to make a film about the life of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl. Nobody knows where the illustrious couple will be lodging during their stay though both a spacious farmhouse and the Le Meridian hotel have been listed as possible digs.

Brad's desire for a biological son cannot be restrained. Even more reports have surfaced today with the word "desperate" being bandied about in relation to Mr Pitt's urge to have a male heir.

But sadly we end today's "Today in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie" with speculation of Angie's fears that Brad has returned to his old Lothario ways. Yes, Ms Jolie that Mr Pitt might be cheating on her.


September 29, 2006

It's fact. Brad Pitt wants another kid with Angelina Jolie. You heard it here third. The New York Post wins the Brangelina scoop du jour which made it's way over to the folks at TMZ.com and then onto us. "He is adamant and wants her to get pregnant again right away," claimed source close to the couple. All the better if it happens to be a male heir, according to the unnamed source.

But how exactly Brad is going to accomplish his aforementioned desire is another matter. For, as The Post Chronicle reports, trouble is a-brewing as Angelina wants no part of this latest Pittian plan.

Meanwhile, much praise has been bestowed upon both Brad and Angelina by the parents of slain Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl for the couple upcoming movie -- to be shot in India -- about their son's last days.


September 28, 2006

Apparently, we are not the only ones fantasizing about an affair with Angelina Jolie. The Sun reports that Janice Dickinson, a 51-year-old model whose men have included Sly Stallone and Jack Nicholson, is now hoping to share a bed with Angelina. “I'd do her in a heartbeat!” she proclaimed.

Canada now has it's own version of Brangelina, tentatively dubbed by the gossip press north of the border as "TieLinda". They are none other than Canadian politician and heiress Belinda Stronach -- who was once linked romantically to Bill Clinton -- and former hockey enforcer Tie Domi, who played for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

According to this entry in Wikipedia, Brad Pitt is considering an appearance in the hit BBC2 comedy "Extras", which was written and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, the guys behind "The Office".


September 27, 2006

Borat, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, is going to make a film with Brad Pitt . The star of the Ali G show used to be a tenant of Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston when he first moved to LA. Cohen's new movie "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is coming out in November.

The baby elephant at the Indianapolis Zoo has a new name: Zahara. The zoo received over 10,000 entries before deciding to give the young 270-lb pachyderm the same name as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby daughter.

As if there ever were any doubt, Angelina Jolie is bring sexy back. The hottest shots ever of the hottest star in Hollywood are set to grace an upcoming issue of Vogue. The photo shoot will take place in the Indian city of Aundh.

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