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20 Geritol Dealers Busted Outside Rolling Stones Concert

BOSTON – In what is thought to be the largest ever operation of its kind, Boston police have apprehended 20 people suspected of pushing Geritol outside the opening of the Rolling Stones "Licks" tour.

"These guys prey on the elderly. They start off by selling Ben Gay outside bingo parlors then work their way up to Vitamin E and later Geritol and sometimes even Viagra," said Tom Tooney, a spokesman for the Boston police department.

The arrests were made just as the Stones started playing "Ruby Tuesday" for the sixth time, much to the astonishment of the majority of the audience who had been shouting "play Ruby Tuesday, play Ruby Tuesday" since the beginning of the concert.

"No shit? We’re in Boston giving a live concert?" said Stones guitarist Keith Richards when told of the news.

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