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WAR JOURNAL


Report From The Front Lines

Sancho Glickman, postdocme.net's embedded correspondent in Iraq, reports on the progress of the war thus far...

March 20, 2003 The war starts. It's about time. I've been waiting around for months and food around here is awful. Hopefully it will be better in Baghdad, but I'm not holding my breath.

March 21, 2003 They call this a military campaign. I ask for regular and get decaf. Embedded, schmembedded!!!

March 22, 2003 People firing guns, throwing grenades, dropping bombs. What kind of a war is this? A guy could get killed.

March 23, 2003 Heavy fighting reported around Umm Qasr and Basra. What I wouldn't give for a decent pastrami sandwich.

March 24, 2003 What happened to cooking standards around here? I remember the cheesecake they used to serve during the first Gulf War. Now that was a cheesecake!

March 25, 2003 I can't see straight because of the sand, I've got a headache, and I haven't had a decent bagel in three months.

March 26, 2003 Oy, the noise here is enough to give a man a conniption. Will you knock it off? I'm trying to get some sleep.

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