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HEALTH
Researchers Assert Regular Sexual Activity Healthy, Or So They Hear
In a report released today by researchers at the University of Eastern West Virginia, regular sexual intercourse can reduce stress, boost confidence and create a more positive mental outlook â or so they have been told by others who have been getting some.
According to information gleaned by the researchers from those in the study who were sexual active, sex can be thrilling, rapturous, ecstatic and better than anything they could ever possibly imagine, and a zillion times better than doing some nerdy survey on the subject.
"Our research shows that there is a lot of benefit in maintaining intimate relations. The gentle touch of a woman, a passionate embrace⦠Iâm sorry what was the question again?" said Joseph McBarnes, the director of the study.
The ten researchers who worked on the project hope to test the results of their findings next Friday night at Barryâs Bar and Grill, provided they get real, real lucky.
Meanwhile, other researchers at the University of Eastern West Virginia Department of Mathematics say their counterparts would have a statistically better chance of winning the lottery or crossing the ocean on a flying donkey.
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