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White House Reality Show Planned For The Fall

Reality television is about to take another step forward with a new White House Reality Show planned to be released this fall on a major network.

According to reports, the show will chronicle the life of a politically inexperienced man with limited knowledge of world events as he moves about the large mansion at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue – with 15,000 journalists there to mark his every word and movement.

"We just thought it would be hilarious to bring a guy in and have him sign legislation to drill for oil in the Arctic, reject the Kyoto pact on climate change and just plain tick off our allies at every opportunity," said Republican Party Chairman Marc Racicot, the creator the new program.

White House workers were said to be delighted with the concept for the new program, which is expected to run at least four years.

"I’ll be right here to help put words in his mouth advise him whenever he needs me," said Vice President Dick Cheney.

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