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Nader Wants Investigation Into Why Heâs Not On Worst Dressed List
Former presidential candidate and consumer advocate Ralph Nader is demanding answers from the powers that be in the fashion industry as to why he did not make this yearâs worst dressed list.
For years, people in the Nader camp have felt that Earl Blackwell, the creator of the infamous list, has overlooked their candidate despite decades of hard work in managing constantly to look rumpled and tousled.
"As far as Iâm concerned, Mr. Blackwell has a lot to answer for. Sure, Linda Tripp and Britney Spears havenât got a clue about what to wear, but neither do I," proclaimed the Green Party leader. "I wasnât even given an honorable mention."
The disheveled political activist found time to express his outrage over the fashion oversight this week in between expressing his outrage over fuel emissions, Microsoftâs software monopoly and NBA officiating.
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