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MESSAGE FROM THE PUBLISHER
A Thank-You Letter to Corporate America
We at postdocme.net wanted to say thank you to all the dubious corporate executives convicted or in the process of being convicted of various and sundry forms of financial chicanery.
Though you may have lost the trust of your friends and family, defrauded millions from your employees and investors and caused a dramatic shake-up to our economy, you have supplied work to scores of would-be humor writers across the Internet.
Just as the jokes about a certain leader of the free worldâs intelligence were beginning to wear a little thin, you stepped in with your shredded documents, creative accounting and enormous severance packages. And for this we are extremely grateful.
To Kenneth Lay, Bernie Ebbers, Jeffrey Skilling and numerous other shady captains of industry whose countless hours of duplicitous, self-indulgent and deceitful behavior led to these scandals, your kindness will not soon be forgotten.
Yours sincerely,
Robert A. Chortler
Robert A. Chortler III
President and Chief Coffee Maker
Chortler Media and Muffler Emporium
Nairobi, Kenya
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