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MSNBC Studios Inexplicably Move Left
Construction engineers were baffled today following the dramatic movement of the MSNBC Studios to the left.
The incident occurred immediately after the taping of Phil Donahueâs return to network television.
Experts say such a shift in a buildingâs position is highly unusual. The last reported incident occurred when John Ashcroft moved into the Justice Department.
Rival talk show hosts Pat Buchanan and Alan Keyes were hurried to MSNBC in an effort push the building back to the right.
In addition, Don Imus and Chris Matthews were enlisted to blow hot air on the building in order to expedite its return to its original position.
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