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Alien Crop Circle Size Of Nebraska. Holy S**t! It Is Nebraska!
OMAHA -- In their biggest practical joke to date, a group of extraterrestrial pranksters descended to Earth over the weekend and left a giant crop circle the size of Nebraskaâ¦Well, actually, it was Nebraska.
According to detectives working on the case, the otherworldly wise guys landed on Earth Friday night, left the planetâs energy and water supplies intact, chose not to harm our famous structures and failed to disrupt our daily lives in any way except for the huge circle.
"Itâs strange. Why they decided to pick on our fair state and leave the rest of the world unscathed is beyond me," said Mike Johanns, governor of Nebraska.
"And what a bunch of amateur, two-bit crop circle makers. Nebraska isnât shaped anything like a circle. Nebraskaâs Nebraska-shaped," he added.
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