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There You Go Taking My Weapons Of Mass Destruction Comments Out Of Context Again

It seems the minute you start accusing someone of possessing weapons of mass destruction then everyone is jumping all over your case asking for such things as facts, details and proof.

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ADVICE
Ask Kim: North Korea's Leader Answers Your Questions

Dear Kim,
I used to be the life of the party but lately I just feel lonely and isolated. It is as if nobody wants to see me any more and they're glad to get rid of me.
Saddam from Underground


Dear Saddam,
It sounds to me like you are taking things too hard. There is no better cure for loneliness and isolation than some good old-fashioned unpredictable and psychopathic behavior. Nothing draws attention like a scary, erratic madman.

Dear Kim,
How can I pick up more chicks?
BillC


Dear Bill,
Believe me, nothing drives women wilder than a man in a uniform, especially if it looks like you have never taken it off and have no plans of ever doing so. Then it is time to start on the hair. Take it from me, women just love a guy with a well-sculpted Communist coiffure -- the higher up it goes the better.

Dear Kim,
I'm confused. I used to really hate the Russians and the Chinese, then I started hating Vietnamese, Cubans, Nicaraguans and Panamanians, then the Serbs and Iran, now I am find myself hating the Germans and the French.
Don in Washington


Dear Don,
Hate is a much-maligned emotion. Explore that hate, nourish that hate, feed on that hate. Most of all, learn to direct that hate towards some ephemeral, ill-defined, all-encompassing evil.

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