PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Only You Can Help Save Another Democratic Candidate From Disappearing
Have you seen us?
In the time it takes you finish reading these lines another Democratic presidential candidate will have gone missing.
Every day, scores of Democratic hopefuls disappear. Yet their stories do not run in your local newspaper or appear on television news.
The sad truth is that nobody cares about them. Nobody listens to their story. In fact, nobody even knows their names.
To make matters worse, these men have no distinguishing features, no issues that separate them from others. They look the same, they sound the same. They become lost in one great chasm of sameness, never to be seen or heard from again.
So please, stop this problem from getting even worse. Send a Democratic candidate a message, an issue, a personality, anything at all that will help get them a life.
The preceding has been a message from the League of Indifferent Bulgarian Carpenters, Sofia.
