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McEnroe Poised To Take Comeback Jerk Of The Year Honors
After several years of relative good-naturedness, John McEnroe, the former tennis star, is now set to receive the prestigious Comeback Jerk Of The Year Award.
Though only halfway through the season, the release of his new best-selling autobiography has placed McEnroe well ahead of his nearest rivals, Ilie Nastase and Jimmy Connors.
The three-time Wimbledon champion has defied even his staunchest doubters who had thought he might just have started to grow up during the past decade.
"Making a comeback like he has this late in his career proves that John will go down as one of the greatest jerks in the history of tennis," said commentator Anna Bimbova.
When asked by Chortler to comment on his reaction to being the leading comeback jerk so far this year, McEnroe replied: "Get that f**king microphone out of my face, geek boy."
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