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Martha Stewart Calls For US Military Action Anywhere, Right Now

In her most hawkish statements to date, billionaire domestic diva Martha Stewart has come out and supported United States military action anywhere in the world and the sooner the better.

"Bomb the hell out of them. I don’t care if it’s Iraq, Zimbabwe or Luxembourg. Just get me out of headlines," proclaimed Stewart.

Besides increasing the media focus on a possible conflict abroad, Stewart is also in favor of greater press coverage on shark attacks, the impending baseball strike and Larry King marriages.

"Isn’t anybody taking an interest in Gary Condit these days? And what’s up with Robert Blake? Haven’t heard anything about O.J. in a while," Stewart went on to say.

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