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Canadian Marijuana Debate Delayed By Huge Case Of The Munchies
OTTAWA -- The Canadian Parliament has postponed its debate today on the legalization of marijuana and has instead ordered its cafeteria to fix up 5,000 pizzas, 6,000 omelets and 1,200,000 chocolate brownies.
"Like, fellow members of Parliament, I move that this session be adjourned until, like, we have a chance to, like, chow down," said Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien.
"I hear you, dude," responded Opposition Leader Stephen Harper.
The debate is expected to resume once members of parliament return from a six-hour afternoon nap.
Following the marijuana debate, Canadian politicians are set to discuss replacing parliamentary benches with beanbag chairs, building a Frisbee golf field on Parliamentâs front lawn and playing Grateful Dead music through all government loudspeakers.
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