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Male World Stunned As Fellow Male Denies Sleeping with Liz Hurley
Men throughout the world were in shock this evening as a member of the male gender has denied having had sex with Elizabeth Hurley a little over nine months ago.
The case is considered exceptional since for every one male who denies sexual relations with Elizabeth Hurley there are a thousand who claim that they had, and another 100 million who wish that they had.
Though millionaire Hollywood producer Steven Bing, the male in question, denies having had sexual relations with Hurley to preclude possible paternal obligations, men around the globe still found themselves flabbergasted this week on learning of the news.
"This is the kind of thing that gives male chauvinist pigs a bad name," said Bubba Szekely of Athens, Georgia, upon receiving the news by homing pigeon.
"Blimey. I mean blimey," responded Arthur Daphne Jones III of Oxford, England.
"Well, I donât know what to think. Anyway, Iâm off for a date tonight with Britney Spears⦠yeah, thatâs the ticket," replied Scott McNaughty of New York.
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