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LISTS
The Ten Least Likely Comments To Be Made During The War
1) Jacques Chirac: George, you were right all along.
2) Iraqi Radio DJ: And here's the latest single from Toby Keith.
3) Saddam Hussein: Now, let's see, where did I put that copy of the Geneva Convention?
4) Donald Rumsfeld: We need to take the opinions of others into consideration.
5) Tony Blair: Frankly, George, I disagree.
6) Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia: Hey, we like this democracy idea. Come over here when you're finished in Baghdad.
7) Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle: Hand us a couple of guns. We're headin' to Iraq.
8) George Bush: As the noted Greek war historian Thucydides once wrote...
9) Ari Fleischer: That's our position. But then again we could be wrong.
10) Dick Cheney: I wonder what Dan Qualye would do if he were in my shoes.
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