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White House Embarrassed By Leaks; Proposes Special Bladder Control Department
Administration officials have expressed their discomfort over the growing number of leaks which have surfaced inside Washington during the past few days.
Consequently, in an effort to curb this disturbing problem, the Bush administration has stated its intention to establish a special Bladder Control Department to stop future leaks from getting out of hand.
"Inappropriate leaking risks undermining national security. Hence, we need to act on this problem and fast," warned White House spokesman Ari Fleischer.
Thus far, the White House has received far-reaching support for speaking publicly about what is often considered an upsetting and distressing personal issue.
"If only we had had the foresight to set up this kind of thing thirty years ago, then Nixon might have been able to stay in office," said a gentleman who would only go by the name D. Throat.
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