| LETTERMAN | David Letterman with some sympathy of Christie Brinkley and
some comments on Billy Joel's driving. |
| KIMMEL | The word of the week:
Hezbollah. |
| TDS | Jon Stewart talks about
The War On Terrorable Diseases. |
| COLBERT |
Tits and ass. |
| VIDEO | Introducing the new Mac with
a way bigger hard drive. |
| MUSIC | What if God
had a MySpace? |
| GIRLS | Brazilian girls playing
some sport or other. |
| VIDEO | The Big Lebowski:
the f**king shorter version. |
| COLBERT | George W. Bush loses
his veto virginity. |
| TDS | Jon Stewart asks if
Israel's response is disproportionate? |
| VIDEO | A day in the life of
Britney Spears. |
| VIDEO | Jessica Simpson fellates
an ice cream. |
| COLBERT | Oprah and Gayle King
are so not gay. |
| TDS | Jon Stewart on
Bush groping Merkel. |
| LETTERMAN | The Top 10
Bush moments. |
| KIMMEL | The Albert Einstein
sex tape. |
| VIDEO | Warning: If you are offended by Pez dispensers engaging in pornographic acts,
then please do not click here. |
| GIRLS | Pamela Anderson and her huge breasts
are set to marry Kid Rock. |
| TDS | Jon Stewart wonders if the Middle East is
on the brink of the brink of war. |
| NEWS | Lance Armstrong and Zidedine Zidane
place France on the Internet map. |
| MUSIC | DJ Ted Stevens from Alaska and
his "Series of Tubes" remix. |
| NEWS | In an easing of US and German relations,
George Bush fondles Angela Merkel. |
| MUSIC | Sam Kinison tries to cheer up
Rodney Dangerfield. |
| EDITORIAL | We are shocked that
a great statesman like President George W. Bush
would feel the need to swear. |
| TDS | Jon Stewart weighs in on
Bush's use of the s-word. |
| VIDEO | So, let me get this right, I can admire a man's penis in the shower but the moment I put it in my mouth
some sort of line has been crossed? |
| GIRLS | Eve Angeli -- a very good reason
not to hate France. |
| INTERVIEWS | postdocme.net
has a little conversation
with The Dudesons. |
| GIZMOS | Our team
of geniuses with far too much time on their hands has come up with the greatest invention ever.
The weird facts generator. |
| OOPS! | A porn cameraman gets a little
too close to the action. |
| VIDEO | Mark "The Knife" Fage is
the world's most dangerous comic. |
| OOPS! | A Canadian newscaster finds a novel way
to heat your home. |
| GIRLS | Unbelievable! It's amazing!
We did it! |
| VIDEO | Joan Rivers flies to the other end of the world
to get drunk. |
| CHASER | Are you being shagged? The guys at The Chaser present
single-entendre comedy. |
| CONTESTS | Attention San Diego reader(s):
Win tickets to a movie screening and
a keg party. |
| VIDEO | With all the troubles in the world today, isn't it good to know that there are
still people who can drink
six beers in ten seconds? |
| VIDEO | Another day, another streaker
on the news. |
| MUSIC | A chance to gawk at appreciate
Shakira and her music. |
| MOVIES | From a new film entitled Another Gay Movie we have slight twist on the
famous scene in American Pie --
|
| MUSIC | Keith Urban croons
for Nicole Kidman. |
| MUSIC | Singing legend David Hasselhoff performs
Hooked on a Feeling. |
| SPORTS | World Cup referee hands out
three yellow cards in a game. |
| GIRLS | The girs of soccer ... I mean football ... Oh, who cares what you call the darn sport.
Just show me the girls. |
| SPORTS | College hoop maven Rick Majerus is not a big gay guy.
And that's okay. |
| VIDEO | Well, what do ya know, a video of Kevin Federline
acting arrogant and stupid. |
| VIDEO | Hotels.com
gets punked. |
| AOL | One man's desperate struggle
to cancel his AOL account. |
| LETTERS | Henry Rollins writes a letter
to Ann Coulter. |
| DANCE | Matt Harding dances
around the world. |
| MUSIC | Internet audiences continue to be wowed
by the voice of Connie Chung. |
| NEWS | CNN's Nancy Grace tells
the worst joke ever. |
| VIDEO | Here's a comedy duo we'll probably never see again:
Michael Jackson and David Letterman. |
| CHASER | The Chaser poses 10 questions
for Hugh Jackman. |
| VIDEO | Nick Lachey still manages to carry on
after Jessica Simpson. |
| SCTV | Classic comedy from John Candy and Eugene Levy as
The Happy Wanderers. |
| NEWS | Don't you just hate it when you're a congressman supporting a 10-Commandments bill
and someone asks you to name the 10 Commandments? |
| NEWS | Those two guys in Maine who mixed Diet Coke and Mentos
have made $15,000 for their video. |
| MUSIC | It's time to rock the house down with
the Curious GWB rap. |
| MUSIC | It's time to
sing along with Borat. |
| VIDEO | A guy gets the ultimate revenge
on his ex-girlfriend. |
| VIDEO | Not even a week has elapsed and already the Web is abuzz with parodies of
the Matt Lauer interview with Britney Spears. |
| MUSIC | Connie Chung provides a memorable ending to the show she co-hosted with hubby Maury Povich
for all the wrong reasons. |
| CHASER | Finally someone is doing something about
waiters carrying cracked pepper. |
| VIDEO | Al Gore is finally asked the question on everyone's mind:
What is the deal with him and Lindsay Lohan? |
| MUSIC | More music from New Zealand's
Flight of the Conchords. |
| PLEA | Isn't it about time we all showed
a little sympathy for Ann Coulter? |
| VIDEO | A little helpful advice from
the fruitcake lady. |
| MUSIC | Here it is at last. The greatest song ever recorded:
Paris Hilton's "Stars Are Blind". |
| DVD | Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie:
the making of Shiloh. |
| GAMES | Hey, gang, anyone else up for
a game of Ball Buster? |
| NEWS | Conservative talk show host
Bill Bennett places a huge wager
by going on The Daily Show. |
| PHOTOS | Tom Cruise produces the
the first photo of Suri. |
| VIDEO | British broadcaster bowled over by
bodacious Berry breasts. |
| REPORTS | More information than you will probably ever need about
Ashlee Simpson's nose. |
| MUSIC | Whatever happened to all the great
fence players of yesteryear? |
| NEWS | Millions of dollars await the man
mistakenly interviewed by the BBC. |
| THE CHASER | We're always making remakes of French movies.
Now, finally, the French
are remaking one of ours. |
| VIDEO | Sure, there are ringtones for your moblie. But
what about for those
other noises you make in public? |
| VIDEO | Before Russell Crowe brought back the art of celebrity phone throwing
there was
Tony Curtis. |
| SPORTS | A goalie does the equivalent of a pitcher hitting
three grand slams in a game. |
| FAMILY GUY | Osama bin Laden
bloopers. |
| MOVIES | A great scene from
The Blues Brothers. |
| FAMILY GUY | I want my own
gravitational pull. |
| MOVIES | "Date Movie" was released on DVD this week. In honor of the occasion
we present the dance scene from
this highly acclaimed cinematic masterpiece. |
| KIMMEL | Jimmy Kimmel gets bitten
by a snake. |
| VIDEO | There's something I need to tell you Mom and Dad.
I'm German. |
| HOTNESS | Maybe folks will start paying a little
more attention to Canada now that it has the
hottest governor general in the world. |
| VIDEO | The parking inspector
inspector. |
| POLL | Who's does the
best Bush impression? |
| MEETINGS | Ricky Gervais meets
John Cleese. |
| VIDEO | Russell Crowe doesn't like
to be teased. |
| BLOOPER | My husband's an arsehole and now over to Mark
with the weather. |
| BIZARRE | A fashion show in the
African desert. |
| FAMILY GUY | When will the Kool Aid Man learn
to time his visits appropriately? |
| KIMMEL | Casual Sex
Fridays. |
| SPORTS | We're only a few days away from the World Cup.
Get it? Cup. |
| VIDEO | Accident or not?
You decide. |
| DANCE | Here's something to wake you up on a Monday:
A little medieval striptease. |
| MUSIC |
Learn the musical alphabet
from Abba to Zappa. |
| VIDEO |
Can't a man wear a stocking on his head these days without people
getting the wrong idea? |
| BLOOPER | Another blooper brought to you
by the BBC. |
| BLOOPER | Will someone please give this newscaster
his own private studio? |
| VIDEO | The next craze:
door-to-door spam. |
| MOVIES | The Simpsons
movie trailer. |
| FAMILY GUY | Get your wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
while supplies last. |
| BLOOPERS | What was that
she said? |
| TV CLIP | Comedian Chris Taylor succeeds in waking up an entire nation during this
segment
from an Australian morning talk show. |
| VIDEO | Our editorial team is proud to have served as the inspiration
for Judson Laipply's
brief history of white men dancing. |
| VOICES | No, please Bob, not the
Larry King impression!!! |
| BLOOPERS | A newswoman in New Mexico makes
a giant faux pas. |
| INTERVIEWS | An interview with
a terrorist. |
| VIDEO |
Doh! The BBC interviews
the wrong Guy. |
| SIMPSONS |
Blast from the past:
Homer smokes marijuana. |
| MUSIC |
As another season of "American Idol" winds to a close,
who could possibly forget Keith? |
| CHAPPELLE |
Blast from the past:
President Black Bush. |
| VIDEO |
Beware the
haunted kitchen. |
| FAMILY GUY |
Perish the
thought. |
| MUSIC |
Critics may be panning "The Da Vinci Code,"
but Tom Hanks still has
The Testicles Song. |
| SNL |
Blast from the past:
Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet. |
| VIDEO |
A classic scene from
Bruce Almighty. |
| VIDEO |
Did you ever want to know
how to build a rocket belt? |
| FAMILY GUY |
50 Cent lyrics lambasted by
Stewie. |
| MUSIC |
"I'm still wasted
from the party last night." |
| VIDEO |
What would happen if we lived in a world in which
Microsoft made the iPod? |
| VIDEO |
Andy Dick shows us why history will look back at him as the
greatest presidential speechalist of all time. |
| VIDEO |
Brokeback to the
Future. |
| VIDEO |
Ladies and gentlemen, we present
the magic of Daniel Chesterfield. |
| SNL |
Is there really such a thing as
too much cowbell? |
| VIDEO |
The wonderful world of
Napoleon Dynamite. |
| VIDEO |
Donald Rumsfeld caught telling a
teeny-weeny lie. |
| VIDEO |
Our fearless and noble leader
speaks. |
| VIDEO |
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the
greatest guy in history. |
| VIDEO |
Blast from the past: Watch Johnny Carson struggle to keep a straight faced in this 1968 sketch with
Dragnet's Jack Webb. |
| VIDEO |
Dick Cheney's
Greatest Hits. |
