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Carter Begins Axis of Evil Tour
Screaming crowds stormed the streets of Havana yesterday to greet former President Jimmy Carter as he landed in Cuba to mark the first stop on his historic six-nation axis of evil tour.
Cuban President Fidel Castro was on hand to welcome the smiling ex-president. On arrival Carter was presented with a famous Cuban cigar, a key to the city and Fidel Castroâs very own self-help book, "Loving the Sound of Your Own Voice: How to Give a Four Hour Speech."
Castro also granted Carter the privilege to feel free to speak to anyone in the country between 3:00 and 3:15 Wednesday morning provided he face north and his interlocutor was wearing a gray fedora.
From Cuba Carter and wife Rosalynn will fly off to Iraq, Iran, Syria, North Korea and finally to France to close out the tour.
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