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SCIENCE
Hubble Telescope Collides with Growing Pile of Enron Lawsuits
NASA scientists are frantically trying avert disaster today after the Hubble Space Telescope struck an exponentially expanding pile of lawsuits that have arisen from the demise of energy giant Enron.
Astronauts from the Columbia Space Shuttle are currently struggling to revive an infrared camera that had become disabled upon contact with the Enron lawsuits.
Officials at NASA are concerned that the mounting stack of Enron lawsuits, originating not far from their Houston headquarters, could threaten to endanger future space expeditions as well.
"Nobody thought this type of man-made obstacle could happen when we first launched Hubble back in 1990. The collapse of the savings and loans did nothing to prepare us for this," said an unnamed NASA spokesman.
Astronomers also believe that fragments of Jeffrey Skilling and Kenneth Layâs credibility may also be hovering around in the vicinity of the telescope.
In related news, shots taken recently of the planet Earth from the Columbia Space Shuttle have shown that the distance between Washingon, D.C. and Houston has widened unexpectedly over the last few months.
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