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'N Sync Singer Passes Extremely Harsh Physical; Can Listen To Own Music Without Vomiting
'N Sync singer, heartthrob and would-be space tourist Lance Bass has endured one of the toughest physicals ever administered by a space program after being forced to listen to 36 straight hours of his own music.
While the rigors of the Russian space programâs clearance test proved too much for scores of other possible candidates, Bass managed to complete the test without showing the slightest signs of nausea, the only candidate ever to do so.
"It is an astonishing feat and unparalleled in the history of space preparation. Never before has anyone been asked to perform such a grueling initiation procedure. If he can handle that then a few days in space are going to be a snap," proclaimed Fedor Fedorovich Smith, a space expert and florist in Hoboken, New Jersey.
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