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Teenager Says He Likes Being Seen With His Parents

In a development that has sent shock waves throughout the country, Scott Gumble, 16, of Prairie Falls, Wisconsin, admitted he actually likes going out and doing things with his parents on weekends.

"Mom and Dad are really cool. I like to take them wherever I go. We go to pizzerias, ball games, bowling -- everywhere," proclaimed Scott while shopping at a local mall for music that both he and his parents would like.

"Yeah, a bunch of us asked Scott if he wanted to hang out with us last weekend at Dairy Queen and then head over to a movie. And he said ‘great, can my folks come along too,’" said Fred Garvey, Scott’s classmate at Prairie Falls High School.

Psychologists, meanwhile, were at a rare loss for words in trying to explain this bizarre condition.

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