Parlez-vous Greenspeak? postdocme.net translates some of the text used by Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan.

Greenspan: Significant downturn in aggregate growth.
English: I’m having a bad hair day.

Greenspan: Irrational exuberance.
English: Party on dudes!

Greenspan: This unpredictable rending of confidence is one reason that recessions are so difficult to forecast.
English: If Bush slaps my back again, its so long rate cut.

Greenspan: Signs of softness still patently in evidence.
English: Some of you senators sure need to go on a diet.

Greenspan: Cough.
English: Buy!

Greenspan: Sneeze.
English: Sell!

Greenspan: A round of inventory rebalancing appears to be in progress.
English: Stock up on the potato chips -- we're in for a long recession.

Greenspan: The hastening of the adjustment to emerging imbalances is generally beneficial.
English: Okay, so Bush isn’t all that bright, get over it.

Greenspan: But even when decision makers are only somewhat more risk averse, a process of retrenchment can occur.
English: It’s about time for my nap.

Greenspan: The same forces that have been boosting growth in structural productivity seem also to have accelerated the process of cyclical adjustment.
English: What goes up must come down.

Greenspan: Crucial to the assessment of the outlook and the understanding of recent policy actions is the role of technological change and productivity in shaping near-term cyclical forces.
English: Hey, this Blackberry thing is kind of cool.


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