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This week's reading from the Bard of Redmond
Hamlet, Act 3.1
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer. Archaic expression. Consider 'it is'.
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, (Tip of the Day: To insert the text between the insertion point and the end of the document, press CTRL + SHIFT + END)
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? And does not agree with end. Consider ends. (To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end.
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis (See above) a consummation (Yada yada yada...)
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; Avoid using contractions like wish'd in formal writing
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay (Sp: eh, I, Ayr?), there's the rub...
When he himself might his quietus (Say what?) make
With a bare bodkin(Sp: No suggestions)? who would fardels (Sp: farewell, farcical, farfetched) bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd (Another contraction! C'mon, where did you learn how to write?)country from whose bourn (Sp: born, burn, Borneo)
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?) Sentence too long to process for grammatical structure. Consider revising. Very long sentences can be difficult to understand.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied (Sp: sicklier) o'er (over) with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,(With does not agree with turn. Consider turns.)
And lose the name of action.
âSoft you now!
The fair Ophelia (Sp: Aphelia)!
Nymph, in thy (Sp: they, toy, thigh) orisons
Be all my sins (consider sin's) remember'd. (invalid contraction)
- William Gatespeare
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