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Microbore: Weâre Going to Be Richer Friendlier
Microbore, the worldâs leading producer of everything you will ever plan to own, declared today that it is now making an effort to create a friendlier corporate image so that you can buy even more of its products.
"Yippee, looks like all this being friendly and smiling is going make me even more money," said an elated Gill Bates, the president and chief spokesmodel for Microbore. "But does it always hurt like this?"
Mircobore (Omaha Stock Exchange: BORE) saw its stock shoot up on the news that its execs were intending to be more human and trustworthy.
"Why didnât I think of that?" asked former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling when told of Microboreâs strategy.
The news comes at a time when Microbore is forced to counter charges that its new VexBox video game machine scratches discs.
In accordance with its new friendly policy, Microbore announced that for every nine discs that are scratched by the VexBox video game machine, the customer will receive a tenth disc absolutely free.
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