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ART REVIEW


Today's Performance of 'The Enron Follies' Canceled

Cheney Entertainment has announced the cancellation of today's Washington performance of "The Enron Follies."

Kenneth Lay, who wrote, produced and starred in the show, has unfortunately been struck with a severe case of stage fright, the same ailment that has plagued several leading members of the cast during the past few weeks.

The show’s Washington performances were being organized by Mr. J. Lieberman, whose previous sensations have included "Monica, I'm Appalled" and "Florida, Who's Counting?" Mr. Lieberman has vowed that the show will go on in spite of recent setbacks.

Since its premier in this fall, the show has been beset with problems. The Andersen Orchestra, which had been supplying the music for the show, found that several members of the orchestra had been playing to a different tune. As a result, David Duncan, the orchestra’s first violinist, was fired.

Later, it was discovered several of the actors’ scripts were shredded to pieces only days before the show was set to open.

Despite filing for bankruptcy, the show has been one of the most popular comedies to have hit Washington since the Nixon administration’s six-year run.

In other artistic news, the Justice Gallery has released its "Curtain" exhibit which unexpectedly took the place of the controversial and disgusting "Naughty Bits" exhibit that could be seen in the gallery for the past several decades.

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