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FASHION
Kournikova May Decide to Take Up Tennis
The fashion world is in turmoil today after rumors surfaced that Russian supermodel Anna Kournikova may choose tennis as a second career.
Insiders within the hallowed halls of the fashion industry fear that Kournikovaâs new determination to work on her tennis game may prove a tremendous distraction to her modeling.
"I and the rest of the people who take fashion seriously are devastated. As if someone could get the number of product endorsements she has received from playing tennis. Now thatâs a laugh," remarked one fashion expert in a weird outfit.
Kournikova, for her part, believes she can manage the new sideline.
"Letâs face it. I canât just rely on incredibly unbelievable good looks alone, can I?" asked the young beauty.
"Well⦠maybe I can," she said in answer to her own question.
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