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POLITICS
Former Clinton Officials Continue to _reak Havoc
Police throughout the country are in a high state of alert after an increasing number of thefts from computer keyboards of a certain letter that is closely linked to President George _. Bush. (A theft, similar to those reported else_here, has occurred at this _eb site as _ell.)
It is believed that a rebellious group of discontented Democrats, led by former officials of the Clinton administration, are behind the robberies _hich are continuing to _reak havoc throughout the country _ith their _reckless behavior more than a year since President Clinton office.
Once confined to the _hite House during the changing of administrations last year, the problem has been spreading _idely in recent _eeks, and it has begun to afflict thousands of computers, particularly those of conservative columnists.
"This is a total _hite_ash that had all the makings of a _atergate. _eâll getâem for this," opined columnist George _ill in the _ashington Post.
"They _ant revenge for Le_insky and _hite_ater," _rote fello_ conservative _illiam F. Buckley. "I am sure Tom Broka_ or Barbara _alters _ould love to do a story on this."
"Theyâll probably strike Rush Limba_ next," said _yatt _illiams, 12, of _alla _alla, _ashington, an avid listener of talk sho_ host Rush Limbaugh.
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