Because of the overwhelmingly enthusiastic response to
Bob Dole's performance in last week's â60 Minutesâ
Clinton-Dole debate, CBS has decided to eliminate
the Clinton part. Instead, â60 Minutesâ will produce
an exclusive Dole versus Dole debate Here are the
first 10 hot topics former Senator Dole will be debating with himself:
Week 1 Where did I leave my damn car keys?
Week 2 Why won't those young whippersnappers ever listen?
Week 3 Iraq. Schmiraq. Who the hell cares?
Week 4 Why won't those damn neighbors turn their music down?
Week 5 Where did I leave my damn glasses?
Week 6 How come Oprah always comes on when I need to take my nap?
Week 7 What's all this I keep hearing about this Internet thing?
