CONTESTS
HELP DONALD RUMSFELD FIND A JOB
GIVE GERALDO;S MOUSTACHE A NAME
INVENT A EUPHEMISM FOR SEX
COME UP WITH ANOTHER NAME FOR BRANGELINA
CAPTION THIS PHOTO OF JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER
FIND A NAME FOR BRITNEY SPEARS' VAGINA
WRITE A WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR MICROSOFT
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT DICK CHENEY