Ode to Chad

We punched you a million times before your rise to fame
Left you hanging and pregnant without even knowing your name
Though we found no attraction in your dimples until the Year 2K
Now it looks your popularity is surely here to stay.

You were unknown when the networks made their fateful calls
First to Al, then to George, then to the benches of Lewis, Harris, and Sauls.
Five weeks hence, could it be in some way subliminable
To have your fate decided in a Court where David Souter is a liberal?

Yes, dear Chad, this November your obscurity was to thaw
As households round the world stayed glued to Bernie Shaw
True, all the divine pundits would have to have their say
About the chads that just would not go away

Talk show hosts blathered on about you to their hearts content
As if your build-up had anything to do with voter intent
Still, the public was ready to accept this media free-for-all
Bitterly divided, yet experiencing OJ and Lewinsky withdrawal

Indeed, my friend, you have made your presence known.
And, when this silly debate has up and blown,
The truth is we will miss you ever so much more
Than anyone will George W and Al Gore

- Sam Margolis, The Electoral Bard

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