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EDITORIAL
Why We Should Boycott The French Today's editorial comes from Bob Cansado, 46, of Newark, New Jersey. If it weren't for the French, I wouldn't be fat, stupid and bald. That's right. You heard me. And I'll tell you another thing. If it weren't for those goddamn cheese-eating surrender monkeys, I wouldn't be unemployed, suffer from a serious case of B.O., and still be living with my parents. If it weren't for those pompous Sartre readers, I wouldn't be consuming eight Big Macs a day and washing them down with a case of Budweiser. If it weren't for those good-for-nothing Burgundy sippers, I wouldn't be watching 16 hours of TV a day. Nor would I have invested what little money I did have in Pets.com and eToys. And one last thing. If it weren't for those useless frogs, I wouldn't still be a virgin. |