Chortler's Holiday Box Office


Dude – Where the Ballots? -- After a wild day partying in early November, two Miami Dade election workers forget that they left thousands of uncounted ballots in the back a pickup truck. A hilarious legal battle ensues leading all the way to the Supreme Court and the selection of President with limited qualifications.

Cast Away –- Chuck Noland (Bill Clinton) is a former two-term president whose stay in office has expired. After leaving office he finds that his wife has left him to join the Senate and that he is the center of a never-ending legal fight to save his reputation. The story of adventure and discovery and one man’s will to stay forever popular in the opinion polls.

How the Gingrich Shut Down the Government -- Relive this frightening, but true tale of how one man’s drunken quest for absolute power. See how all the Punds down in Pundit-ville could not predict the damage it would do to one man’s political career.

102 Darned Votes -- Cruella Harris returns in the lead role of this live-action blockbuster. Convincing authorities that she actually likes Democrats, Harris is transformed into a law-abiding Secretary of State. Action unfolds, when under the watch eye of Florida governor Jeb Bush, Harris is allowed to rule on the outcome of a federal election.

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