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SCIENCE
Scientists Puzzled By âBono Enigmaâ
With tremendous breakthroughs in technology, health and space travel now under their belts, scientists are presently striving to unravel the so-called "Bono Enigma," the ability of an Irish rock star to be in several places at the same time.
The Bono Enigma, named after the purported singer and political activist, has confounded researchers attempting keep track of the numerous locations one individual can seemingly appear in all at once.
"Last week, we found him touring Africa, showing up on about a dozen videos and reading lines on an Andrea Bocelli album. It really is most perplexing," said Dr. Ronald Perkins, Dean of Irrelevant Studies at the University of Minnesota.
Any progress towards uncovering some sort of rationalization for the phenomenon is considered to be a long way off.
Today, Bono is expected to be seen in Paris, Singapore, Perth and Buenos Aires.
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