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NEWS
Bob Responsible For Worldâs Problems
Responsibility for all the problems that currently face the world still points to one man -- Bob.
"We were a nice, old-fashioned American business," former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling told a Congressional hearing. "Until we got bamboozled by Bob."
"If it werenât for Bob, we would have had peace in the Middle East a long time ago," said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian leader Yassir Arafat in a joint statement.
"Iâd still be number one in the charts if it hadnât had been for Bob," remarked white rapper Vanilla Ice.
Recently uncovered evidence also links Bob to overpopulation, global warming and the rise of international terrorism.
Furthermore, historical documents suggest Bob played a major role in the outbreak of bubonic plague, the Civil War, male pattern baldness and "Love Boat: The Next Wave."
"Bob is bad. I mean Bob is really bad," said an enraged President Bush when asked about Bob.
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