Nomination Blues

When you’ve tried to form the best team you can muster
But the Democratic Senators are determined to filibuster
And accusations against your Cabinet choices top the news
You’ve got a nagging case of the nomination blues

Only ten days before the champagne was to be uncorked
Your Labor Secretary goes and gets ‘borked’
How ironic the manner in which she was snared
Eight years ago it was she who criticized Zoë Baird.

As if the campaign weren’t enough of a trauma
She hid the fact that the help was from Guatemala
Little did you know the honeymoon would end after Xmas
Things sure must have been a lot calmer back in Texas

As soon as you hoped to avoid another legislative fight
You find your Attorney General snuggled up to the racist right,
Your HHS choice was rather tight with tobacco
While Interior sounds like a Watt-style wacko

Much more of this and the GOP may begin to cry foul
As rumors say the Lebanon PM gave graciously to Colin Powell
And if the allegations against your picks continues to mount
These proceedings might yet prove as good as the Florida recount

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