postdocme.net is proud to welcome reporter Jayson Blair, recently fired from The New York Times for leaving "a long trail of deception," to our staff.
"Blair's history of misreporting, inaccuracies, and lies is a perfect fit for us and the record postdocme.net has tried to establish for itself since our founding as the world's first Internet site back in 1833," said Sancho Glickman, Chortler's President and Chief Coffee Maker.
Glickman went on to praise Blair's outstanding work ethic, which comprised running up false tabs, sending in stories hundreds of miles from where he was supposedly reporting and lifting material from other reputable news sources.
"Blair's singular commitment to dishonesty, trickery and journalistic fraud are the sort of things people have come to expect from us. He will be a most welcome addition," added Glickman.
postdocme.net is proud to welcome reporter Jayson Blair, recently fired from The New York Times for leaving "a long trail of deception," to our staff.