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Busy Journalists Ask Bush To Delay Attack On Iraq

Tired, overworked network journalists are urging the Bush administration to postpone any military action against Iraq to a time that fits in better with their schedules.

"I’m booked through December. Anything before that is simply out of the question," said veteran war correspondent Peter Arnett.

Already trying to tackle the war on terrorism, corporate scandals and the return of Anna Nicole Smith, prime-time journalists say their schedules are far too crowded to even consider taking on another war with Iraq at this time.

"What are they thinking? You can’t just launch an attack on Iraq overnight," admonished Arthur Kent, the man who gained fame as the ‘Scud Stud’ during the Gulf War a decade ago.

"These things take time. I need to get the right clothes, the right hair, the right look," he explained.

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