ON LANGUAGE
French Leader Jacques Chirac Solves A Linguistic Dilemma

Join Jacques Chirac as he takes care of the most puzzling problem confronting the French tongue.

HIRINGS
Former Times' Reporter Jayson Blair Joins Chortler's Staff

postdocme.net is proud to welcome reporter Jayson Blair, recently fired from The New York Times for leaving "a long trail of deception," to our staff.

POLITICAL CHAT ROOM
A Virtual Forum For World Leaders

postdocme.net once again presents an opportunity for world leaders to chat online.

SPANGLÉS
Leccion 4: Jorge Y Laura At The Casa Blanca

En this leccion we visitamos Jorge and Laura in their home, The Casa Blanca.

CANADIAN NEWS
Today's Headlines Translated Into Canadian

Introducing the world's first news service designed exclusively for Canadian readers.

EDITORIAL
If It Weren't For The French, I Wouldn't Be Fat, Stupid And Bald

Today's editorial comes from Bob Cansado, 46, of Newark, New Jersey. More...

ADVICE
Richard Gephardt Reveals The Secret To His Oratory Success

Having enthralled crowds for nearly all of his public life, Democratic presidential hopeful Richard Gephardt, perhaps the most charismatic statesman on the world stage today, reveals the secret to captivating and mesmerizing one's audience.

SPORTS
Whatever Happened To The Great Jewish Lacrosse Players Of Yesteryear?

Their names were once etched on the sticks of aspiring Jewish lacrosse players everywhere. From the Catskills to the streets of Brooklyn, children traded their playing cards as if they were a highly valuable commodity. More...

UPCOMING SHOWS
Chortler's Christiane Imaherenow Reports From Iraq

Christiane Imaherenow, Chortler's chief international correspondent, will show viewers this evening that she is in Iraq.

VACANCIES
Iraqi Information Minister Submits Bid To Replace Connie Chung At CNN

I would like to place my application to host the talk show currently being vacated by Connie Chung at your network. Of course, as I am still the acting Information Minister of Iraq. More...