Understanding Your Man
It has come to our attention that there is an occasional degree ofmiscommunication between the two sexes. In an effort to help smooth over some of the difficulties men and women have in understanding each other, we have taken several common statements uttered by men and provided their true translations.
1) Wow! You look great in that new dress, honey.
Translation: I’m horny.
2) No, of course that new dress doesn’t make you look fat!
Translation: I’m really horny.
3) Of course I know the way back.
Translation: Oh God! I am soooo horny!
4) Making love with you is fantastic every time.
Translation: Okay, now I’m hungry.
5) You are such a great cook. I love the way your fix breakfast.
Translation: Guess what? I’m horny again.
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