Woman Claims Not to Have Slept with Tiger Woods
After an extensive investigation by our team of reporters with far too much time on their hands, postdocme.net has managed to find the only woman in America not to have slept with Tiger Woods.
“Of all the bits and pieces to emerge from the Tiger saga, this is truly the most bizarre,” said Adam Federline, a fictional person we invented for the sake of this article.
“I don’t know how Woods’ reputation will sustain this blow,” Federline added, in another made-up quote.
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