Sepp Blatter Tops Twitter

The president of FIFA, Sepp Blatter, has been the man of the morning on Twitter. And many of the 140-character-or-less comments – believe it or not – were not nice. Here are some of the most popular Tweets following the decisions to award the 2018 and 2022 World Cups to Russia and Qatar, respectively:

Reports of a magnitude 7 earthquake in Zurich. Turns out it was just Sepp Blatter dropping his wallet. #worldcup

Sepp Blatter is furious with allegations of corruption against him. He will be making a statement outside his new Russian mansion later.

Sepp Blatter was asked “Who is your favourite Qatar player?” He replied “Eric Clapton!”

Reading about the World Cup and it seems that #fifa and Sepp Blatter might be corrupt after all, i’m shocked, they always seemed so honest.

Be careful out there! We may not have had much snow but the footways are as icy as a hug from Sepp Blatter

Vladimir Putin now flying to Zurich to thank Sepp Blatter in person and return his daughter to him safe and unharmed. #worldcup2018

Right about now, Sepp Blatter is the most hated guy in the world except in Russia and Qatar

Sepp Blatter sets new high score on ‘Qatar Hero’.

The 2026 World Cup will be played under the sea, announces Sepp Blatter.