Craig Ferguson on The State of the Union, Bill Clinton and John McCain
The following jokes were provided
to Chortler by THE LATE LATE SHOW
WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.
President Bush gave his State of Union Address earlier this evening. Wasn’t it great?
I found it very moving, so inspiring, so… I didn’t watch either.
It was like a farewell, special edition of “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.”
I’m getting cocky for someone who is not yet a citizen. Aren’t I?
Bill (Clinton) said he actually likes seeing Hillary fight with Obama.
Then he said, “I’d like it even more if they both wore dresses.
Oh wait, who am I kidding? Hillary would never wear a dress.”
The Republican candidates are campaigning in Florida.
That is the state with the most voters in their 50s and 60s.
Or as John McCain calls them: “the youth vote.”
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